Shower thoughts about sleep and dreams 😴
Alarm clocks, naps, and the weird cinema your brain runs at 3 AM — shower thoughts about sleep and dreams. The best of the bunch, funniest first — with new ones joining as they're released.
It’s possible that your sleep paralysis demon is actually working for Monsters Inc.
Most people can't find their best sleeping position because they fell asleep in it.
Men have unrealistic body ideals, too. RPG heroes save their respective universe on 1 hour of sleep.
If you lay down with enough force you can fall asleep instantly.
We have memories of dreams, meaning we have memories of things that never actually happened.
The guy who invented the sewer system was literally tired of everyone's shit