Waking up and getting up are two entirely different negotiations.
Sleep & Dreams shower thoughts 😴
Alarm clocks, naps, and the weird cinema your brain runs at 3 AM.
It’s possible that your sleep paralysis demon is actually working for Monsters Inc.
Most people can't find their best sleeping position because they fell asleep in it.
Car alarms aren't very effective since they go off accidentally all the time
Men have unrealistic body ideals, too. RPG heroes save their respective universe on 1 hour of sleep.
If you lay down with enough force you can fall asleep instantly.
We have memories of dreams, meaning we have memories of things that never actually happened.
The guy who invented the sewer system was literally tired of everyone's shit