Animals shower thoughts 🐈
Dogs, cats, and the wildlife quietly judging humanity.
A snake would use a pool noodle as a life jacket
If dogs are able to see ghosts, then the reason they’re afraid of the vet is because they can see all the animals that have been euthanised there.
These must be very confusing times for drug sniffing dogs in a lot of states.
There's nothing more hurtful than a cat immediately washing the spot where you just pet it.
Cavemen riding dinosaurs is more absurd than cavemen driving cars
Most animal infants can run, hide, or at least stay quiet. A human baby will shriek like it's daring any predator within earshot to fight the entire tribe.
Parrots could act as translators between ducks and humans.
Dogs are living antidepressants
Tiger King is proof that no matter how fucked up something is there's always someone in Florida doing something even more fucked up.
Re-Watching Jaws as an adult, you realize the scenes with the Shark aren’t the scariest part, but rather the ones with town council.
In the Simpsons, the art style in Itchy and Scratchy are the same as the shows art style. So Bart and Lisa are watching a real mouse brutally murder a real cat.
There is an animal named fly, but oddly there are no animals named walk and swim
We all just fully accept that we have birds that can fucking talk.
If you trip over a cat in the dark, the cat would assume you did it on purpose as they can see in the dark.
Horses with horns don't exist, but 20 foot tall horses with long necks, leopard print skin, and blue tongues do
Only roughly 75% of German Shepherds are dogs
Some animals have no idea other animals exist. For instance, a shark has no idea what a camel is
People get embarrassed seeing zoo animals do gross things, but if you are in your apartment (habitat) long enough you do some pretty gross things too.
If you give your dog 5 dollars they immediately join the canine 1% and will have more money than their dog friends will ever have.
When an animal does something wrong, you treat them like a human. But when a human does something wrong, you treat them like an animal.
People will laugh if you believed your dog went to a "farm" but have no doubts there's a heaven waiting for humankind.
It’s impressive when dogs do something clever, but it’s scary when cats do something clever
If your pet makes a specific noise around you for attention, That's them naming you.
"The file got corrupted" is the new "The dog ate the homework"
When the world goes back to normal and the streets are full again, street kittens that were born recently will be confused at the sudden sight of many humans.
If humans could shed their skin (like snakes), we'd do some pretty messed up things with it.
We are impressed when dogs do something clever but are nervous when cats do something clever.
If humans didn’t have the sense of smell, skunks might make popular pets.
A crucifix for a snake would just be a stick.
All the videos of cats easily navigating a field of obstacles just add more proof that they knock over stuff just to be butt holes.
No matter if you a fish or a human, Sparkling water is a bottle of something you can't breath mixed with something you can.