Food & Drink shower thoughts 🍕
Cereal logic, pizza geometry, and other delicious paradoxes.
Taking a bite from a burger determines where the front of it is
Reese's is the Taco Bell of the candy world. The same key ingredients packaged 50 different ways and nobody's mad about it.
There is a chance you could have used the same utensil twice at a restaurant at different times
When we think of apples we think red, but when we think of apple flavored we think green.
Some people eat ass but can’t eat the crust of pizza
In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it’s a good thing the squirrel didn’t think Veruca Salt’s head was a good nut, or else she would have been mauled to death in front of the remaining children instead of thrown (alive) into the garbage.
If dogs understood peanut butter cups, they would find it cruel that we took one of their favourite people foods and stuffed it in a shell of poison
Stealing candy from a baby is not only easy, it's the right thing to do.
The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions
You can tell how good a slice of pizza is if you are excited to eat the crust.
It must suck to be an animal in the wild who was feed with some delicious processed food by a random person not knowing how to get more of that.
For every type of fruit you eat, A person risked his life to see if it was poisonus
If you specify the type of root and the type of beer in root beer, you get ginger ale.
Cooking is, for the most part, making hard things soft and soft things hard by heating them up.
Human milk is one of the few things that everyone has had but almost no one remembers the taste of
The reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because they buy food that they like to eat.
When you order food at a restaurant, you always start your order with a drink. At a fast food joint, you always end your order with a drink.
A person is more likely to eat a shark then a shark is to eat a person.
Eating a burger upside-down is the proper way as it allows the thicker bun to the absorb the juices therefore making it less messy to eat
Water is the default flavor
Opening a new jar of peanut butter and taking the first scoop always feels better than the second, even though it's the same peanut butter
People with shit tastes enjoy stuff more than people with good taste
The real Paleo diet is spending all your time and calories looking for food.
Pouring coffee on someone is more likely to wake them up than letting them drink it
Removing food that an ant was nearby would make it look like a liar to it’s colony
You eat pie from the centre.
If you are what you eat, then eating the same food twice is cannibalism
An apple a day, you die anyway.
If you get 10 chicken wings at a restaurant, you could have 5 pairs of wings or 10 wings from different chickens, or any combination in between, meaning when you order chicken wings the number of chickens that died to make your meal is in a unknowable probability field.
KFC doesn’t have chicken nuggets
We globally decided that the opposite of vanilla is chocolate.
Anything is easy to steal from a baby, not just candy
The milk you get from the store does not come from a single cow, but is rather a mix of dozens of different cow's milk.
When people go to some Asian countries and see red bean flavored things they think, “weird bean flavored dessert,” but technically chocolate, vanilla, and coffee desserts are all bean flavored.
Chocolate and vanilla are considered opposites because of their colours, not flavours
Red-headed men who work at a bakery are technically Ginger Bread Men
Eating cubes of cheese makes you elegant, but eating shredded cheese from the bag makes you a savage
Plain water tastes better than very mildly flavoured water.
PASTA is technicalIy just WATER BREAD because of the fact that it is made with the same ingredients used in making normal LAND BREAD
Fruit by the foot probably felt so long when we were kids because we were only about 3 feet tall.