Money & Work shower thoughts 💸
Salaries, meetings, and the economics of being an adult.
You actually are the boss fight for every enemy in the game.
All those horrendous-looking clothes at the store had to be created and approved by multiple people who thought that it would actually sell.
You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace
We rent water. We use it, then return it, it's cleaned, then sold again.
The reason we think plastic surgery always turns out bad is because the good jobs look real.
The only reason we grow out of childhood fears like monsters and the dark is because we get real things to be scared of like taxes and dying alone.
Telling someone “good luck” when they buy a pregnancy test is supportive regardless of what result they want.
Rich people and celebrities who spent millions on plastic surgery are still going to have ugly children.
IKEA would make a lot more money if they had weekly pay to enter hide and seek games
Having money and friends is cool and all, but you know you are living your best life when your pee is as clear as water and you are super hydrated.
Nepotism is frowned upon, but being “family owned and operated” for generations is something businesses brag about
The only job that everyone can see themselves doing is cleaning mirrors
Perfect murders exist. We just don't know because that's how it's supposed to work.
You could be the smartest person in the world but if you live in a poor area you may never get the chance to prove your intelligence
People that constantly post motivational quotes are either happy and rich or broke and depressed. There’s no in between.
People can wear masks into banks nowadays and no one will question them.
When buying music, you're literally paying for moving air
The real winner in "every child gets a trophy" is the trophy company
Holding a flashlight for your father may be the most simple, hardest jobs any of us will ever have.
Knowing you don’t have to go into work the next day is more of a relief than actually not having to go into work.
Rich girls are often hot and pretty because their rich dads married pretty women
The solution to the Trolley Problem is simple. Simply put the lever dead center and the trolley derails killing no one. Never send a philosopher to do an engineer's work.
If someone bets with you that you are going to die, you either win or don't need the money anymore
Jenny (from Forrest Gump) was a horrible person who constantly lead on Forrest to the point of having him move to a different state on 2 separate occasions and only agrees to be with him when he comes into money
Buck and doe are both terms for deer. Buck and dough are both terms for cash.
If hairdressers don’t return to work, 90% of the world's blondes will probably disappear.
It’s amazing how much money you can save on deodorant when you don’t leave the house.
When you give someone a gift card it’s like saying “here’s money but you’re only allowed to spend it at one spot”