The biggest luck in life is which parents you are born into.
People & Relationships shower thoughts ❤️
Family, friends, and the small talk we all pretend to enjoy.
A foam pit is a good place to find out how far you can throw a child.
If your children argue over which is the favorite child, then you've treated them all equally.
Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.
The kid your mom told you not to hang out with probably needed friends the most.
You can like someone without loving them and you can love someone without liking them.
You can't get a bigger dick but you can get a smaller girlfriend.
Growing up is going from not swearing in front of adults to not swearing in front of kids
It’s definitely possible that two best friends in real life unknowingly hate each other online
“Will you marry me” is a marriage proposal, while “will, you, marry, me” is a foursome proposal.