When transformers die, you can just use their corpse as your regular car.
Shower thoughts about death 💀
Mortality, funerals, and other light shower topics — the deepest shower thoughts about death. The best of the bunch, funniest first — with new ones joining as they're released.
You use a dead tree to write on a dead tree on top of a dead tree
If someone bets with you that you are going to die, you either win or don't need the money anymore
You could’ve somehow triggered a series of events leading to someone’s death without ever realising
At some point in history, there must have been the same amount of alive and dead people on Earth.
People who bleed to death actually suffocate from lack of oxygen. Lack of oxygen from lack of blood.