You actually are the boss fight for every enemy in the game.
Shower thoughts about money and work 💸
Salaries, bosses, and the strange economics of adulthood — shower thoughts about money and work. The best of the bunch, funniest first — with new ones joining as they're released.
IKEA would make a lot more money if they had weekly pay to enter hide and seek games
The only job that everyone can see themselves doing is cleaning mirrors
Perfect murders exist. We just don't know because that's how it's supposed to work.
Rich girls are often hot and pretty because their rich dads married pretty women
If someone bets with you that you are going to die, you either win or don't need the money anymore
Red-headed men who work at a bakery are technically Ginger Bread Men
If hairdressers don’t return to work, 90% of the world's blondes will probably disappear.
It’s amazing how much money you can save on deodorant when you don’t leave the house.