Every thought in the directory, ranked from certified brain-tingling down to the deep pages where the weird stuff lives.
Parrots could act as translators between ducks and humans.
The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions
When you consider how hard it is to get 4 or 5 people on the same page to do a school project, getting 330 million or 7.5 billion people on the same page about anything is probably unrealistic.
If you give someone money for their birthday, it’s almost like you lost a bet with them on how long they would live.
If you think 50/50 are pretty high odds, you never plugged in a USB
A movie is always same. But your understanding of the movie and it's dialogue varies as you age.
If Pokémon did exist in our world, then we would probably exploit the entire race of electricity Pokémon for free electricity
Conspiracy theories are great resources to train your critical thinking muscles. And you learn how to distinguish correlation from causation.
Dogs are living antidepressants
“Scrubbing” is a combination of scratching and rubbing
The only reason we grow out of childhood fears like monsters and the dark is because we get real things to be scared of like taxes and dying alone.
People born on January 1st can never joke that their birthday was last year.
You can tell how good a slice of pizza is if you are excited to eat the crust.
If an invisible person jumped into a pool there would probably a strange empty spot in the water
Marvin the Martian dresses like a gladiator because Mars is the Roman Deity of Warfare.
Technically a space suit protects an astronaut from nothing
We went really quickly from "you shouldn't use your phone near a gas pump" to "you can use your phone to pay for your gas".
Hot headed is bad, but warm hearted is good. Cool headed is good, but cold hearted is bad.
The information age has produced the first generation of grandparents who are not by default the most knowledgeable and well-informed people in any room they walk in.
The wheel is great and everything but the guy who invented the axle doesn't get enough credit.
If the thumb doesn't count as a finger, then the Middle finger doesn't exist.
The assassination of archduke Ferdinand has indirectly lead to almost every memorable event of the past century
The closer you are with someone the more serious the question "How are you?" is
You're either uglier or more attractive than you think, you can never be sure.
Telling someone “good luck” when they buy a pregnancy test is supportive regardless of what result they want.
We haven’t seen a YouTuber or any social media personality get old, from their 20s to 50s because of how young the platforms are relative to us. Therefore we have no idea how they will handle that and whether these people will get other jobs or how drastically their content will change.
As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it’s clear that little kids are extremely predictable
There are roughly as many people as testicles.
The person who created the “common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary” loot pool in video games doesn’t get enough credit
Tiger King is proof that no matter how fucked up something is there's always someone in Florida doing something even more fucked up.
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You are older than your reflection.
Re-Watching Jaws as an adult, you realize the scenes with the Shark aren’t the scariest part, but rather the ones with town council.
Anyone with a basic understanding of physics can never deny that farting while running can make you faster, no matter how small the increase in speed, you are definitely faster.
Oil, Coal and Chalk might be one of the rarest natural resources of the Galaxy.
Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.
Horoscopes are excuses for shitty people to rationalize their behavior
Vampires need vitamine D from our blood because they can’t take it from the sun that’s gonna burn them
When we do colonise Mars, birthdays will need to be reworked
Easter makes more sense to dress up as zombies than Halloween
You are probably the most disgusting thing your clothes will touch all day.
People saying, “WASSUUUP” was once an acceptable form of communication.
Most people would make terrible spies because their joints pop so much.
Walter White from the show "Breaking Bad" never tried meth yet he was the one most addicted to it
If you have 12 followers on a social media platform, you're unpopular. If you have 12 followers irl, you are the messiah.
The need for protest signs and the amount of cardboard delivery boxes synced up nicely.
To some generation in the near(ish) future, the reason for saying things like "roll up the window" and "hang up the phone" will be nothing more than useless interesting historical facts.
Subtitles are tiny spoilers within the movie.
The word 'palindrome' is not a palindrome, however, the phobia of palindromes 'aibohphobia' is a palindrome.
If you live in the same house for more than 150 years, then you know it’s haunted.
Rich people and celebrities who spent millions on plastic surgery are still going to have ugly children.
Luke and Leia probably think they are different ages because a year on Tattoine is probably different than Alderaan
Hamlet is one of the few cases where "Everyone dies" is an actual spoiler.
The kid your mom told you not to hang out with probably needed friends the most.
The first guy that died with life insurance never knew if it was a scam.
Candles are now known more for their scents than their lighting capabilities.
Dreams need a multiplayer mode
No of us asked to be born, so giving birth is quite literally forcing someone into existence
It must suck to be an animal in the wild who was feed with some delicious processed food by a random person not knowing how to get more of that.
Waldo could be in every book, just no one’s found him yet.